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March 29 - April 4, 2007 :: Issue 21 Volume 49

News: Building a better body Feature: Forward Fashion
By Danielle Mario
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For some people who spend long hours in the gym, it's more than a hobby - it's a lifestyle. For University of Regina student Neil Tkatchuk, it means a struggle between school, life, and an amateur bodybuilding career. One week before competition, his struggle is apparent. "I had to write a midterm today, so luckily it was at the start of the carb-depletion," he said. "Basically, I don't want to think about anything until these five days are over and I can start bringing carbs back. Then, I'll be able to think a little more." Tkatchuk is competing in the Saskatchewan Amateur Bodybuilding Association (SABBA) 2007 Novice Bodybuilding Championship, March 31 in Regina at the U of R theatre.

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By Greg Urbanoski
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This is a stupid way to die. I thought that when I was 10 years old and taking swimming lessons. One day, feeling pret- ty confident, I decided to swim from the shallow to the deep end. About three-quarters of the way, I began sinking. At my first mouthful of water, I pan- icked. Every time my head popped up, I saw people, including my mother, looking every- where but at me. I tried to reach out for the edge of the pool. I panicked as I wondered why no one was help- ing me. Couldn't they tell I was in trouble? I remember thinking that drowning in a pool in Frobisher Bay seemed like a stupid way to die. I thought I would get married, have chil- dren, and then die an old man. Death wasn't part of it, at least the way I saw the story unfold- ing.

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Arts: Through thick and thin Sports: Off-season training evolution
By James Brotheridge
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"His set is definitely not all fat jokes." "If my set was a pie chart ..." "He'd eat it." Such an exchange is a classic example of an old comedy staple - the fat joke. For years and years, robust gentlemen have been at the butt of many jokes, sometimes perpetrated by themselves to gain a laugh from a crowd. Local comedian Shawn Broom and his writer Devin Pacholik certain- ly don't exploit such notions. At the same time, they aren't shy about using them on occasion, either. The two have a long history together that lends an air of comfort to the proceedings. They were high school friends, and Devin was cer- tainly around to see the rocky start to Shawn's comedy career. After an awkward gig, Shawn was ready to give up, until Devin found him anoth- er show and offered him another chance.

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By Off-season training evolution
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The evolution of the modern day ath- lete over the past decade has been something that has made sports more entertaining, and increased the level of competition at both the grassroots and professional levels. A major reason for this is the addition of offseason training pro- grams that have been implemented into athlete's schedules, and the vig- orous amount of work that is neces- sary to play and compete at a high level. The sporting community has come a long way from the days where the end of a season would mark the beginning a relaxation period until training camp. The days when hockey players prepared for a season by walking 18 holes rather than riding in a golf cart are in the past, and players know that if they show up for training camp sucking wind, their playing career won't last long.

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More News More Arts More Sports Commentary Graphics

Sexual assult at universities
By Danielle Mario

Provincial budget remembers students
By Angela Hill

TB or not TB?
By Samantha Maciag

Eating too little or too much
By Miranda Burski

The Africa-Regina link
By Joana Cook

Stressed yet?
By Jared Foster-Fitzmaurice

Pierce me
By Miranda Burski

Think Ink

Forward Fashion
By Peter Petowski, Andrea Young, Steph Campbell, Morgan Lawford, Warren Bates, Nanako Oda, Brette Gabel, Jasinta Fisher, and Leif Thorseth

Bunnies, blow, imagination
By Taylor Bindig

Little Mosque, big humour
By Angela Hill

Forrester found
By Craig Fink

Teenage fanclub
By Steve Boutilier

Body movin'
By Samantha Maciag and Dan MacRae

Last Band Standing
By Jack Sutherland

CD Reviews

So wrong, it's right
By Dan MacRae

Playing with pain
By Adam Geiger

Sports' sexiest athletes
By Steve Boutilier

Protein: the multifaceted molecule
By Alexander Schwartz

Editoral: The skinny on the media
By Dan MacRae

Commentary: Hiccup-anonymous?
By Samantha Maciag


Commentary: Technology -- the bane of your body
By Jason Kerr


Commentary: Zinc to the rescue
By David Arthurs


Commentary: Exporing body myths
By Taylor Bendig


Broke Clock
By Matt Zerr

Liar Fool
By Cole Giene

Crtl+c Crtl+v Comics
By Matthew Obrigewitsch

All Shapes and Sizes
By Brandin Titanich