::IN THIS WEEKS ISSUE ::
NOVEMBER 25 - DECEMBER 1, 2004 :: ISSUE 12 VOLUME 47

NEWS
Lobbying for tuition freeze
by Ashley Martin
(read)

Turn on to Street Cents
The S.C. crew visits Regina
by Jeanette Stewart
(read)

Rights extended to homosexuals
by Caitlin Davenport
(read)

Props from Maclean’s
by Jeanette Stewart
(read)

Behind the chalk
Li McLeod
by Cassie Hawrysh
(read)

Pious prof’s premise
by Cassie Hawrysh
(read)

FEATURES
Stay out of the hot tub!
Sex tips for the under-educated
by Chelsea Temple-Jones and Haley Sichello
(read)

SPORTS
Cougars gaining respect
by Chris Jaster
(read)

Eyes on Sports
Fan is short for fanatic
by Mike Storey
(read)

Get in touch with Dutch
by Josh Pagé
(read)

Cougars rebuilding confidence
by Greg Urbanoski
(read)

Fit as a Fiddle
The result of fad diets
by Julie Folk
(read)

Schweitzer shines for Cougars
by Sydney Dundas
(read)

ARTS
Jones returns as fantastic as ever
by Ashley Martin
(read)

Trew genius at the Owl
by Darcie Keith
(read)

The Beauty Train stops here
by Ashley Martin
(read)

Emily loves britcoms
Give British telly a chance
by Emily Elias
(read)

The O.C. DVD makes its debut
Rich suburbanites riot (emotionally)
by Kent Farago
(read)

Who is that Canadian guy?
by Michele Dawson
(read)

COMMENTARY
Editorial
This article has 22 words on Carolyn Parrish
by Steven Kiser
(read)

ABM’s are unavoidable
Commentary
by Matt Barton
(read)

Confessions of a Freshman
My best friend
by Amy O’Teri
(read)

A guide to stress-free exams
by Julie Folk
(read)

Freezing tuition is a bad idea
by Matt Barton
(read)

The Good Fight
Accumulation nation
by Justin Ludwig
(read)



Who is that Canadian guy?
by Michele Dawson
the Carillon

Meet Glen Foster; he is an average Canadian male. Although he is not especially good looking, he craves attention from the masses. Consequently, he has found the perfect career; he is a stand up comedian. Foster believes that, although audiences will find his shows funny, the short attention span that is characteristic of all comedy audiences will inhibit their ability to remember his name. But, if you are a member of the short attention spanned audience, have no fear, Foster has adopted a moniker that is easily encompassed by the confines of your attention span. Foster is far better known to the masses as “That Canadian Guy.”

Shot at the Empire is Foster’s debut concert DVD. It is unusual because it was made, produced, and distributed without aid from network or production affiliates; it is a completely independent endeavor. In fact, according to Bullseye Records, “This DVD is the first independently produced and distributed concert DVD by a Canadian comedian in Canada.”

I admit it; I am a member of the audience majority with a short attention span. Consequently, I found it increasingly difficult to remain focused on the 112 minutes of material presented on this DVD. I think that this reason is probably why televised comedy shows rarely surpass the half hour mark. Let’s face it, listening to an egotistical attention craver exploit every angle for the sake of a laugh for a half hour is aggravating enough; drag it on for mare than double that time encroaches on unbearable.

Foster obviously loves to make people laugh. He does not care if they are laughing at the fact that he is overweight, or the fact that statistics have said Canadians cannot do math, or of course the many countless jokes that can be made about our friendly next door neighbours, the Americans. Half of Foster’s material is very witty and funny. He has a humourous take on political situations, for example the little problem of mad cow disease, and, of course, the tragedy of September 11. He takes situations that have caused many people grief and hardship, and makes us laugh at them, which, although it may be in bad taste, is something that needs to be done sometimes to lighten somber moods. However, some of his material is quite redundant. The audience does not need an extended bit that revolves around his weight; we can all see him, we do not need his size repeatedly explained, because honestly, who cares?

This DVD offered some laughs, but failed to capture my full and undivided interest. Although it is important to support Canadian talent, I do not really know why anybody would actually want to go out and buy this DVD. Unless you are a die-hard fun of “That Canadian Guy’s” work on the TV, or live comedy circuits, this is kind of a wasteful purchase. However, you might want to attempt to rent it, there are a few funny moments, there's just not enough to make the entire DVD worthwhile.